Tag - Witch Quotes

Health Quote by Sloane Crosley #21826

Health Quote by Sloane Crosley #21826

Alaska is what happens when Willy Wonka and the witch from Hansel and Gretel elope, buy a place together upstate, renounce their sweet teeth, and turn into health fanatics. -- Sloane Crosley

Funny Quote by Mindy Kaling #5670

When I was a little kid, I wrote this play about all these characters living in a haunted house. There was a witch who lived there, and a mummy. When they were all hassling him, this guy who bought the house - I can't believe I remember this - he said to them, 'Who's paying the mortgage on this haunted house?' I thought that was really funny. -- Mindy Kaling